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Good luck, Faure

Just look at this guy: great suit, sharp haircut, winning smile.  What is there not to like about a guy like Faure Gnassingbe?  Well, the fact that he and his old man have ruled the country since independence, for one.  Togo and the Gnassingbes are essentially one and the same.  That might change this week, but I doubt it.  Togo's presidential elections were yesterday (Saturday, 25 April 2015), and while this time the competition was stiffer than it usually is, my money is on Faure.   He might be slipping in the polls, and it's true that the Togolese have just been registered as Africa's most miserable.  Lord knows under the Gnassingbe family Togo hasn't made much progress.  But is a guy this sharp going to just piss it all away in the name of democracy?  Not if he's read my book.  Good luck, Faure, and see you around another year, probably.  If the election goes south, you know what to do next.  Start by wiping off that winning smile and showing Togo what happens when you don't get your way.  


Dick out.