Really people? Is there no way to shut this thing down? I am so sick of the "humor" in disrespecting those who demand total respect.
I think I'll pull the plug and make sure no one I rule has access to this kind of filth.
This isn't funny.
I am your total, undeniable, unreproachable leader. And I won't stand for this.
Generals: prepare the stun rays. I am sick of this Internet thing failing to provide me with the respect I so utterly deserve.
Somebody: figure out which of these buttons I have to push to turn this filth off. And get me a fucking pizza, too, while you're at it.
I mean seriously, really? I don't look like that. And I doubt you'd ever find me cavorting with a Western trollop like that one.
No, c'mon. That's just impolite, really. Have some respect, dammit!
Somebody get my gun.
... so I can shoot myself. Criminy. I don't even understand this one. Maggots! My gun, please!