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Tuesday, February 26. 2013

Dick Move #32: Get Personal

When I say, "the nation revolves around me," I mean it.  Want to see?  Watch what happens when I tell the whole goddamned nation how to cut their fucking hair.  Ah, ha ha ha ha!  I kill me.  Stick around, I love this stuff.  I think in a couple of weeks I'm going to tell every male in the nation that the law now requires they carry a "Kim Jong Un" buttplug up their pooper 24/7.  And you know what?  They'll do it!  Because I'm the dictator and if you don't do what I say, it's the end of you!  Ah ha ha ha ha!  


Well, I might be joking about the buttplug, but I'm serious about telling you how to cut your hair!  Boo ya! 


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