When I say, "the nation revolves around me," I mean it. Want to see? Watch what happens when I tell the whole goddamned nation how to cut their fucking hair. Ah, ha ha ha ha! I kill me. Stick around, I love this stuff. I think in a couple of weeks I'm going to tell every male in the nation that the law now requires they carry a "Kim Jong Un" buttplug up their pooper 24/7. And you know what? They'll do it! Because I'm the dictator and if you don't do what I say, it's the end of you! Ah ha ha ha ha!
Well, I might be joking about the buttplug, but I'm serious about telling you how to cut your hair! Boo ya!